Hello, reader. Unfortunately, I do not have any dramatic music. But I'm sure you can think up or remember some. So you go ahead and do that while there is an epic flashback in black and white that speeds up and slows down occasionally. Until you get to the part after Jebediah, who is still in Australia, gasps.
...Well, maybe you don't remember that. In any case, here's the last thing that happened: "It took them 21.2121212121212121212121212121212121 seconds to get to Mars. Uncle Billy Bobby Joseph Joey Jenkins Junior III wanted to make a good impression among the Martians, so he put on a clean pair of overalls. Nobody wore space helmets because in the Storyeth world, living things do not need oxygen to survive. The king of Mars came to greet the visitors. "Welcome to Mars. I am the king, Bruno Mars!" Gasp! Everyone was in disbelief! Even Stefon! Even Salad's basket! Even Jebediah, who was still in Australia!"...
"Wow. It must be a great honor to be Bruno Mars!" exclaimed Uncle Billy Bobby Joseph Joey Jenkins Junior III. THE FACE said, "No, I think it's a bigger honor to be the king of Mars!" Bruno Mars said, "That's all very nice, but Uncle Billy Bobby Joseph Joey Jenkins Junior III, I've got one question for you." "Yes?" Bruno Mars did a cartwheel, a back flip, then a triple front flip then pointed to Uncle Billy Bobby Joseph Joey Jenkins Junior III's shoes. "WHAT ARE THOSE????????" His shoes were glass slippers. His left shoe had a pink post-it note in it. His right shoe had a green post-it note in it. "Oh, these?" Uncle Billy Bobby Joseph Joey Jenkins Junior III blushed. "These are my lovely little shoes. They have my pet post-it notes in them. The pink one's name is Pinky, and the green one's name is Bluey. Do you like my shoes??" "No," said Bruno Mars. Uncle Billy Bobby Joseph Joey Jenkins Junior III started to bawl. "But I think they're fabulous!" Salad the Walrus said, "Well, Bruno, that wasn't very nice!" Then Bruno Mars explained. "I don't LIKE them. I LOVE them!!!" "Really?" Uncle Billy Bobby Joseph Joey Jenkins Junior III sniffled. "Of course! They're great! Where can I get a pair?" "I know where you can get a pair!" piped up Harry the Potter. "You can get them at Best Buy!" "I think I'll go get me some. Hope you enjoyed your stay on Mars!" "Time to leave already?" Asked Simon who was in his bathtub. "Let me just finish up this drawing." The companions waited until Simon finished his drawing to get back in the spaceship. Colonel Pinobscott took them back to their home planet. On the ride back, Salad saw a gray kitten with the body of a pop tart with rainbows following it. It was beautiful.
When they got back, it was Halloween! Simon dressed up as Salad. Salad dressed up as Harry the Potter. Harry the Potter dressed up as Uncle Billy Bobby Joseph Joey Jenkins Junior III. Uncle Billy Bobby Joseph Joey Jenkins Junior III dressed up as THE FACE, who dressed up as Simon. They all went trick-or-treating together and got lots of candy. Salad got her basket some candy, too. And they all lived crazily ever after.
..,So that's the Storyeth that is the best thing since sliced bread. Meanwhile, I just wrote Uncle Billy Bobby Joseph Joey Jenkins Junior III a letter...
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