How To Officially Ruin Your Life

WARNING! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. THIS POST MAY CAUSE READERS TO BECOME ENRAGED FREQUENTLY!!!

I assume that you read the warning. Obviously, since you are reading this, you have completely ignored the warning. Smart choices, you people make. Well, here is how to officially ruin your life:

Play The Game

The Game is really simple. Here are the rules:

1. Everyone is always playing The Game, whether they know it or not.

2. If you think about The Game, you lose The Game.

3. If you lose The Game, you must say out loud, "I lost The Game."

4. Once someone loses The Game (which WILL happen), everyone around that person who heard them announce that they lost gets a 30 minute grace period to try and forget the game. This means that if they think about The Game during the half hour grace period, they do not lose. If someone who didn't hear the person announce that they lost The Game, and they lose, everyone who heard BOTH PEOPLE say that they lost gets to have their grace period time reset. So even if someone loses on the last minute of the grace period, everyone who heard gets another 30 minutes.

5. If someone has never heard of The Game, then you must explain it to them.

Make sense?(I lost The Game.)