My Awesome (Fake) Resume!!!

Azhneen Amaya

2121 You Don’t Say! Street TheGame, NY 81452 (707) 707-7007 bobeatspie@yourmom.com

EXPERIENCE Washing Machine Inc., Chicago IL, I put doors on washing machines!!! LIKE A BOSS!!! Time Inc., Chicago, IL— Day Counter(I counted days. As they went by.) Author, Chicago, IL — Storyeth Writer EDUCATION Bright Horizons Preschool, Chicago, IL — Graduated. LIKE A BOSS!!! LALALALALA Middle School, Chicago, IL — Seventh Grade PROJECTS Book Report Project, Sixth Grade — I wrote poems. About a book. The book was “Totally Joe”. I win.

SKILLS Mixed Martial Arts Storyeth Writing Eating Pie Eating Brownies Eating Spinach Eating in General Sleeping Living AWARDS Voted Most Likely To Save The Environment in 6th Grade Award For Completion of All 6th Grade Book Reports Merit Roll LANGUAGES English, and I’m working on Spanish, thank you very much. (Muchos gracias)