A Letter To Uncle Billy Bobby Joseph Joey Jenkins Junior III

Azhneen Amaya Your Creator ㅡ Azhneen Amaya 2121 You Don’t Say! St TheGame, NY 81452 707.707.7007 bobeatspie@yourmom.com

8 SEPTEMBER 20XV Uncle Billy Bobby Joseph Joey Jenkins Junior III Unemployed 21 Storyeth Ave. Tasty, Storyeth Land 70007 Dear Uncle Billy Bobby Joseph Joey Jenkins Junior III, I am writing this letter for a few reasons. One of which is to thank you for your patronage in my Storyeths. You have been a true credit to them. Everyone loves your appearances. My question is: Do you think it would be a good idea to have your younger brother in my Storyeths? I think my readers would love to hear all about Uncle Philly Willy Bobby Billy Buffalo McGee Junior. Pass on to your brother that I am willing to offer a large sum of money, or soda-pop, whichever he is more interested in, if he makes appearances in future Storyeths. I know how fond he is of Root Beer. Maybe I would be willing to throw in a bonus pair of overalls, or a new feather hat. Tell him to consider my offer. I am also writing to pass along a very important message from your friend Salad, the walrus. She is inviting you to a tea party at her basket. It is on September 12, 2019. She hopes you will be there. Uncle Philly Willy Bobby Billy Buffalo McGee Junior, THE FACE, Little Simon, and Harry the Potter will all be attending. Last of all, I would like to interest you in a new outfit. A pair of overalls is too similar to your brother’s style. You should wear something that screams you! I was thinking maybe a tuxedo. And I know how much you love your feather hat, so I’ll let you keep that. But if you continue to wear your overalls, readers will think that your brother is copying you, and that I have gotten less creative. I personally think that both of you should wear feather hats. The feather in your hat is purple, and I was thinking that Uncle Philly Willy Bobby Billy Buffalo McGee Junior would wear a hat with a pink feather, but I’m not entirely sure about that idea. Send me you and your brother’s opinions on the matter. Thanks again! Sincerely, Azhneen Amaya