There was once a poodle who liked strawberry ice cream. The poodle lived in a school. The principal of the school was a sticky banshee. When the poodle got to her house (the school), she went into her bedroom, which is the cafeteria. The poodle and the banshee are best friends, so when the banshee saw the poodle come in, she said, "Oh, joyous day, joyous day! My best friend has come home!" The poodle sang a song, which was one of her favorite things to do. The banshee applauded. "Brava! Brava! Wonderful performance!" All of a sudden, Uncle Billy Bobby Joseph Joey Jenkins Junior III came rushing in. He was accompanied by THE FACE and Li'l Simon. Simon was in his bathtub, as per usual. Uncle Billy Bobby Joseph Joey Jenkins Junior III was crying. "Why are you crying?" asked the poodle. Through his tears, he replied, "I have six tickets to go to Mars, but I only have three people!" "Mars! I would love to go, if you don't mind!" piped up the poodle. "I do not wish to venture to Mars. Outer space has bad effects on banshees," said the principal. "Really?" said Uncle Billy Bobby Joseph Joey Jenkins Junior III. "That's terrific! But I still need two more people." THE FACE said, "Yo, UBBJJJJIII? I got an idea." THE FACE held his breath for 20 seconds, as that was the signal. Hans and Franz appeared and said, "We want to pump--" they reverse-clapped, "you down! Now why are you distressed?" THE FACE said, "UBBJJJJIII, Uncle Billy Bobby Joseph Joey Jenkins Junior III, you know, has six tickets to go to Mars, and so far, we only have four people. You guys wanna join us?" "We're sorry, but we have to go around the world and appear in front of distressed people and help them. We do not get breaks." Hans and Franz disappeared. Uncle Billy Bobby Joseph Joey Jenkins Junior III sobbed. THE FACE said, "It's okay. Fuggedaboutit. We'll find someone else. Okay?" Uncle Billy Bobby Joseph Joey Jenkins Junior III nodded glumly. "Yo, UBBJJJJIII, why don't we invite Salad?" "Gee, that's a GREAT idea!" said Uncle Billy Bobby Joseph Joey Jenkins Junior III, perking up. The gang went to Salad the Walrus' house, which was her beloved basket. THE FACE knocked on the lid. Salad came out. "Why, hello there!" she hooted. "What a pleasant surprise!" THE FACE said, "Would you like to go with us to Mars?" "Why, that would be delightful!" responded Salad. "May I bring along a friend?" Uncle Billy Bobby Joseph Joey Jenkins Junior III said, "Oh, yes! We need one more person anyway. Who are you bringing along?" "My good buddy Harry!" Everyone followed Salad to find Harry. They went into Harry's Pottery. "Harry? Yoo hoo!" called Salad. Harry came out and said, "Oh boy, customers! Welcome to Harry's Pottery! Finest pottery around! My name is Harry. How can I help you?" Uncle Billy Bobby Joseph Joey Jenkins Junior III asked, "Would you like to come along with us to Mars?" Salad had a hopeful look on her face. "Yes, I would love to come!" said Harry the Potter. "WAIT!!!" shouted Salad. "I need someone to watch over my basket while I'm gone!" Simon, who had been quiet before, now chimed in, "I know someone who could watch over your basket." "Oh, goody! Who is it?" Simon and his bathtub teleported to New York City. Simon went to his friend, Stefon. Simon asked Stefon the favor, and Stefon gladly obliged. Stefon teleported to Salad's basket. "Wow!" Stefon exclaimed. "This place has everything!" Simon teleported back to his friends. "Done," he said. "Do you want to see a drawing of the situation? Do you?" Uncle Billy Bobby Joseph Joey Jenkins Junior III said, "Thanks, but no thanks, Simon. We've got no time to lose! Onward!" Everyone dashed to the spaceship. Simon teleported the bunch inside. "You're right on time!" said Colonel Pinobscott, who was flying them to Mars. It took them 21.2121212121212121212121212121212121 seconds to get to Mars. Uncle Billy Bobby Joseph Joey Jenkins Junior III wanted to make a good impression among the Martians, so he put on a clean pair of overalls. Nobody wore space helmets because in the Storyeth world, living things do not need oxygen to survive. The king of Mars came to greet the visitors. "Welcome to Mars. I am the king, Bruno Mars!" Gasp! Everyone was in disbelief! Even Stefon! Even Salad's basket! Even Jebediah, who was still in Australia!
Stay tuned for the next Storyeth to find out what happens next in this nonsensical unpredictable world!
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