¡Es la storyeth de Marzo!‏

There was once (or twice) an eagle called Giraffe. Giraffe loved to sing and put on magic shows. Giraffe went to a play. However, 23 days through the performance, Giraffe got bored and left. Giraffe was muy triste. This was because he was homeless. And so he swam to school. He had an important message to deliver to the teacher. He said to the teacher, "Sometimes." and then he left to travel the world. Now, of course, the teacher was confused. I mean, you can't just go up to a person and say, "Sometimes"! The teacher ran after Giraffe, wanting him to say, "Some. Times." But then he saw Hans and Franz. Hans and Franz said, "We want to pump--" they reverse-clapped. "You down!" The teacher was so relieved to see them. After all, they were his HEROES! The teacher held his breath for 20 seconds, because that was the signal. Hans and Franz saw the signal and sprung into action. The teacher returned to his duty. He was the one and only alligator brightener, and it was an important task. On the chase for Giraffe, Hans and Franz accidentally made a wrong turn and turned into Vietnam. There was a rabbit going about his duty in Vietnam. He saw Hans and Franz. He continued going about his duty. But it was a Monday, which meant he had necklace school! He was going to be late! The rabbit ran back to where he had seen Hans and Franz. But they were nowhere to be found. "Only Santa Claus can help me now!" thought the rabbit. So he took his car to the North Pole. Halfway there, his car broke down. Then he took his handy-dandy firetruck the rest of the way to the North Pole. He never went anywhere without his firetruck. In four minutes, he was at the North Pole. There was a kangaroo at the North Pole. "Oh, goody, oh, goody!" exclaimed the kangaroo. "We never get ANY visitors. I wonder who it could be?" The kangaroo saw the rabbit and she put on her favorite wizard costume. The rabbit said, "I'm looking for Santa." "Well why look for him? I am a great help!" said the kangaroo. "Well," began the rabbit. "I'm going to be late for my necklace school. Can you help me?" "Why, of course!" hooted the kangaroo. "But for a fee. You must play me the most beautiful nunchuck song you know." "But I don't have any nunchucks on me!" said the rabbit glumly. "I do!" said the kangaroo. "You may kiss the bride," said the tree frog. Their honeymoon was in Chicago. Chicago is in North America. Chicago is in the U.S.A. Chicago is in the Midwest Region. Chicago is in Illinois. Chicago is very heavily populated. There's a cheetah who lives there. The cheetah said, "I gotta have more pigbell!" 

Thy Storyeth

There once was a young hummingbird who loved to dance. She also loved collecting phonographs. One day, when she was riding her trusty steed, a humpback whale made of wood, she came across an old peanut. She stopped the whale and closely examined the peanut with her kaleidoscope, which she always had on hand. The peanut through the kaleidoscope looked like a banana to the hummingbird, so she took out an apple and began to munch. But it was a Tuesday, so she couldn't throw the apple core away. Instead, she rode home and placed it beside her fax machine. She then waited exactly 24 hours and then she went to a Burger King. Burger King was having a special that Wednesday and they were selling ukuleles. The hummingbird gladly accepted a ukulele. She exited the Burger King and rode her humpback whale to the bus stop, where there was an anteater waiting for the train. The hummingbird took out a calculator and threw it to the anteater. The anteater caught the calculator with his claws. He took the train from the bus stop to his desk. When he arrived at his desk, he grabbed his lampshade and balanced the calculator on the lampshade. He just so happened at that very moment, to feel jealous. He looked out the window, and he did not see a full moon. He knew what that meant. The anteater sprinted to the YMCA and back. However, on his way back, he saw a yellow elephant. The yellow elephant was wearing a tutu, and she was going to art class. When she got to art class, she painted a picture of a movie. In the movie, there was a buzzard that was talking on his smartphone. The buzzard's favorite letter on Mondays-Saturdays was "M", but on Sundays it was "R" and it was a Friday, so that meant that the buzzard only got to play Minecraft for six hours instead of four. When he was playing Minecraft, he got very angry because there were no circles, and triangles were his favorites. The buzzard used his favorite calming-down technique, which was to sing "Like a good neighbor, StateFarm is there" exactly fourteen times, then eat the most appetizing stapler he could find. Unfortunately, he was all out of staplers, so he had to go to the library. The buzzard took the nail polish airplane to the school. The history teacher was a very attractive kangaroo. The kangaroo said to the flamingo, "I like Fanta orange soda." That was the lesson of the day, so the flamingo was free to go to her favorite place on earth: in a cardboard box. Unfortunately for the flamingo, it was a Saturday, which meant that she had to complete her pencil sharpening lessons first. She did not like these lessons AT ALL. She played hooky and did not go to her pencil sharpening lessons. She enjoyed it at first, but soon, she stepped on a sanitary filing cabinet. She cried and cried. Eventually a considerate peacock was strolling by, and he gave the flamingo a jump rope, and the flamingo was overjoyed. The peacock was proud of being so kind to the flamingo, so he decided to celebrate his considerate nature by going to by far the best place on Earth-- White Castle. At White Castle, a rhinoceros, who was the employee of the nanosecond, recommended to the peacock Little Caesars. And then the rhinoceros said "Pizza, pizza!" exactly twenty-one times. The peacock thought that was a good joke, so he laughed a lot. That's how he got to Red Lobster; his laugh-powered car. At Red Lobster, there was a jaguar. The peacock said to the jaguar, "Guess What?" The jaguar said, "Why?" The peacock replied, "Why, because guessing is great fun!" So the jaguar said, "Okay, I'll guess. Nineteen?" The peacock had a bewildered look on his face. "Actually," he said, "I believe it's Twenty-two." "Close but no cigarette!" exclaimed the jaguar. Then Jebediah flew to Australia. THE END.