¡Es la storyeth de Marzo!‏

There was once (or twice) an eagle called Giraffe. Giraffe loved to sing and put on magic shows. Giraffe went to a play. However, 23 days through the performance, Giraffe got bored and left. Giraffe was muy triste. This was because he was homeless. And so he swam to school. He had an important message to deliver to the teacher. He said to the teacher, "Sometimes." and then he left to travel the world. Now, of course, the teacher was confused. I mean, you can't just go up to a person and say, "Sometimes"! The teacher ran after Giraffe, wanting him to say, "Some. Times." But then he saw Hans and Franz. Hans and Franz said, "We want to pump--" they reverse-clapped. "You down!" The teacher was so relieved to see them. After all, they were his HEROES! The teacher held his breath for 20 seconds, because that was the signal. Hans and Franz saw the signal and sprung into action. The teacher returned to his duty. He was the one and only alligator brightener, and it was an important task. On the chase for Giraffe, Hans and Franz accidentally made a wrong turn and turned into Vietnam. There was a rabbit going about his duty in Vietnam. He saw Hans and Franz. He continued going about his duty. But it was a Monday, which meant he had necklace school! He was going to be late! The rabbit ran back to where he had seen Hans and Franz. But they were nowhere to be found. "Only Santa Claus can help me now!" thought the rabbit. So he took his car to the North Pole. Halfway there, his car broke down. Then he took his handy-dandy firetruck the rest of the way to the North Pole. He never went anywhere without his firetruck. In four minutes, he was at the North Pole. There was a kangaroo at the North Pole. "Oh, goody, oh, goody!" exclaimed the kangaroo. "We never get ANY visitors. I wonder who it could be?" The kangaroo saw the rabbit and she put on her favorite wizard costume. The rabbit said, "I'm looking for Santa." "Well why look for him? I am a great help!" said the kangaroo. "Well," began the rabbit. "I'm going to be late for my necklace school. Can you help me?" "Why, of course!" hooted the kangaroo. "But for a fee. You must play me the most beautiful nunchuck song you know." "But I don't have any nunchucks on me!" said the rabbit glumly. "I do!" said the kangaroo. "You may kiss the bride," said the tree frog. Their honeymoon was in Chicago. Chicago is in North America. Chicago is in the U.S.A. Chicago is in the Midwest Region. Chicago is in Illinois. Chicago is very heavily populated. There's a cheetah who lives there. The cheetah said, "I gotta have more pigbell!"