Thy Storyeth

There once was a young hummingbird who loved to dance. She also loved collecting phonographs. One day, when she was riding her trusty steed, a humpback whale made of wood, she came across an old peanut. She stopped the whale and closely examined the peanut with her kaleidoscope, which she always had on hand. The peanut through the kaleidoscope looked like a banana to the hummingbird, so she took out an apple and began to munch. But it was a Tuesday, so she couldn't throw the apple core away. Instead, she rode home and placed it beside her fax machine. She then waited exactly 24 hours and then she went to a Burger King. Burger King was having a special that Wednesday and they were selling ukuleles. The hummingbird gladly accepted a ukulele. She exited the Burger King and rode her humpback whale to the bus stop, where there was an anteater waiting for the train. The hummingbird took out a calculator and threw it to the anteater. The anteater caught the calculator with his claws. He took the train from the bus stop to his desk. When he arrived at his desk, he grabbed his lampshade and balanced the calculator on the lampshade. He just so happened at that very moment, to feel jealous. He looked out the window, and he did not see a full moon. He knew what that meant. The anteater sprinted to the YMCA and back. However, on his way back, he saw a yellow elephant. The yellow elephant was wearing a tutu, and she was going to art class. When she got to art class, she painted a picture of a movie. In the movie, there was a buzzard that was talking on his smartphone. The buzzard's favorite letter on Mondays-Saturdays was "M", but on Sundays it was "R" and it was a Friday, so that meant that the buzzard only got to play Minecraft for six hours instead of four. When he was playing Minecraft, he got very angry because there were no circles, and triangles were his favorites. The buzzard used his favorite calming-down technique, which was to sing "Like a good neighbor, StateFarm is there" exactly fourteen times, then eat the most appetizing stapler he could find. Unfortunately, he was all out of staplers, so he had to go to the library. The buzzard took the nail polish airplane to the school. The history teacher was a very attractive kangaroo. The kangaroo said to the flamingo, "I like Fanta orange soda." That was the lesson of the day, so the flamingo was free to go to her favorite place on earth: in a cardboard box. Unfortunately for the flamingo, it was a Saturday, which meant that she had to complete her pencil sharpening lessons first. She did not like these lessons AT ALL. She played hooky and did not go to her pencil sharpening lessons. She enjoyed it at first, but soon, she stepped on a sanitary filing cabinet. She cried and cried. Eventually a considerate peacock was strolling by, and he gave the flamingo a jump rope, and the flamingo was overjoyed. The peacock was proud of being so kind to the flamingo, so he decided to celebrate his considerate nature by going to by far the best place on Earth-- White Castle. At White Castle, a rhinoceros, who was the employee of the nanosecond, recommended to the peacock Little Caesars. And then the rhinoceros said "Pizza, pizza!" exactly twenty-one times. The peacock thought that was a good joke, so he laughed a lot. That's how he got to Red Lobster; his laugh-powered car. At Red Lobster, there was a jaguar. The peacock said to the jaguar, "Guess What?" The jaguar said, "Why?" The peacock replied, "Why, because guessing is great fun!" So the jaguar said, "Okay, I'll guess. Nineteen?" The peacock had a bewildered look on his face. "Actually," he said, "I believe it's Twenty-two." "Close but no cigarette!" exclaimed the jaguar. Then Jebediah flew to Australia. THE END.